From “Y. M. C. A.” By The VILLAGE PEOPLE U.S.D.A.

People, there’s no need to despair If you're worried 'bout your food, land, and air I can tell you, there are people who care There's no need to be unhappy U.S.D.A.

People, there's a place you can go Where there's research On how to make your plants grow And some programs That pay the growers some dough Even when they don't plant nothing

It’s fun to work with the U.S.D.A. They are everything An agency can be They look out for you and me U.S.D.A.

It's fun to work with the U.S.D.A. Congress legislates Then they regulate They get to make all the rules U.S.D.A.

If you’re worried 'bout microbes in your beef FSIS, theyll provide some relief Their inspectors have sharp authority teeth They'll put the bad guys out of business U.S.D.A.

Food stamps, Yes they handle those too School lunches, here's some pizza for you And extension, to teach us all that is new It is really quite impressive U.S.D.A.

It's fun to work with the U.S.D.A. They are everything An agency can be They look out for you and me U.S.D.A.

It's fun to work with the U.S.D.A. Congress legislates Then they regulate They get to make all the rules U.S.D.A.

If those Medflies try to get in your way They've got APHIS there to enter the fray And they're armed with malathion to spray So our growers need not worry U.S.D.A.

If disasters come and wipe out the farm Crop insurance is there to lessen the harm If there's surplus, there's no need for alarm Thanks to price supports and Congress U.S.D.A.

It's fun to work with the U.S.D.A. They are everything An agency can be They look out for you and me U.S.D.A.

It's fun to work with the U.S.D.A. Congress legislates Then they regulate They get to make all the rules U.S.D.A.