You may be a Geek if… you've ever used a computer on Friday, Saturday and Sunday of the same weekend.

You may be a Geek if… you find yourself interrupting the computer store salesman to correct something he said.

You may be a Geek if… you own any shareware.

You may be a Geek if… your friends use you as tech support.

You may be a Geek if… you've ever named a computer.

You may be a Geek if… you can't carry on a conversation without talking about computers.

You may be a Geek if… co-workers have to you about the fire alarm to get you out of the building.

You may be a Geek if… you've ever found "stray" diskettes when doing laundry.

You may be a Geek if… your computer has it's own phone line - but your teenager doesn't.

You may be a Geek if… you check the national weather service web page for current weather conditions (rather than look out the window).

You may be a Geek if… you know more URLs than street addresses.

You may be a Geek if… your pet has a web page.

You may be a Geek if… you have ever sent to someone sitting next to you.

You may be a Geek if… you would sell your grandmother for more bandwidth.

You may be a Geek if… you start tilting your head sideways to smile.

You may be a Geek if… you get up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your on your way back to bed.

You may be a Geek if… you have ever dozed off while at the computer.

You may be a Geek if… You have ever ed yourself.

You may be a Geek if… you have more than one copy of the same version of software on your machine.

You may be a Geek if… you have ever chatted with someone while talking to them on the phone.

You may be a Geek if… you are surprised that there are other real foods besides pizza.