By Zottula Baa!

My life has been ruined! I am now reduced to this. Let me show you something else. SHRIEK! I look AWFUL ! You sure do! To be honest, I’m surprised the mirror didn’t smash! Hmph.

We need a new house. Why? Because our other one blew up. But we don’t actually need a house. We could live in trees or sleep on park benches. I’d prefer the luxuries of a house. Be boring then. I’m not stopping you from living in a tree. Hmm… that tree over there looks interesting.

Why are you hanging upside-down? Because I’m a bat. You’re not normal. I can see lots from up here. Only it is the wrong way up. Ouff! I think its safer if you came and lived in a house with me. I think I might have broken something.

Yeah, I really like this place. I don’t. It reminds me of someone. Oh good! You like it too. Actually, I - I think we should put in an offer. Stinky, I - Be nice to live here, don’t you think? I think - Come on, lets go! Sigh.

SOLD ! Woah! Quick. Well, no one was living there and I had the cash to hand over.

I don’t wanna live here! Too late. Why didn’t you say so before? I did. Aww. But there’s a good view of the cow farm outside. Meh. It’s a slightly unusual cow farm though. How so? I’ll show you.

This is normal. What on earth is this? Cows with balloons sticking outta their backsides. Yes, yes, I know that. But its odd. Is it? Moo. Welcome to my methane farm! Oh! That explains it.

Oh my, I just look so awful. You do, ha ha. Must be the stress. There’s something you should know, miss… Hmm? Some old friends of yours are living in the house you were kicked out of. I hate this town so much. They cause my plans to go to ruin. And they punish me! Oh, it’d be okay if a certain somebody would stop following me around. We’ve had this argument too many times. You’re following me again! I am not! You STINK ! Hmm….Stink, that’s a good idea actually… You always have done!

I think it’s time to stink out the entire town. Unless you’re really, really dumb… …you’ll understand how I’m going to manage that.

POP

Hey kids! Hi. What a nice day! Shame about the smell. Yeah, I can smell it. Eww. I think I’m gonna… YES! Good riddance. Hmm…how intriguing.

Something really doesn’t smell too good.

Moo moo. I can’t understand. I can translate for you if you want. I speak dog, duck, goose, cat, sheep, cow, vase… Alright! …fork, spoon…car, bicycle Moo moo. Moo. Moooooooo. What is she saying? Woof! Oh, and by the way the cow can speak dog. That she hates this place. The food is bad quality The water is always full of muck The pay is awful And having a balloon shoved up your backside isn’t exactly something to be happy about either. There’s only one person who would have done this!

Have you seen Pong around? Nope. I haven’t seen him in a while and he usually follows me around. I feel really queasy. Me too. I think I’m gonna faint.

It seems my plan has worked. It will not be long before the stench knocks everyone out. Therefore, I shall require this gas mask.

Someon e help Please. Muahaha. I am a genius. You’re ruining the environment by unleashing all this gas! It seems the smell doesn’t have an effect on cows or vases. The cows seem to like their own stench. As for me, I can’t smell. Moo. Well, whatever. No vase will get the better of me. But I’m special. I can fix any situation.

Fix this then! What? SMASH

Shocked fan

The fate of the town now lies with a cow… Will it succeed in saving the day? …or is this really the end? Keep watching to find out!