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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans” Will Rogers

Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?

Charlie was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby- looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Charlie took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" Charlie asked. "No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive." "Will you spend this on decoys for duck hunting instead of food?" Charlie asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't hunted in 20 years!" "Well," said Charlie, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?” Charlie replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.

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