All Kinds of Pick-Up Lines

Corny Pick-Up Lines Do you have a band-aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you. Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind allll day! You’re like a dictionary…You add meaning to my life! You’re so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!

Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Am I dead? Cuz this must be heaven! Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Hey…Someone farted…Let’s get out of here. Hello, I’m a thief. And I’m here to steal your heart. I only have three months to live……

Pirate Pick-Up Lines Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber. Yo, Ho! Bottle of Rum? Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s some wond’rous booty buried underneath! Arrrrrrrrrrrrree ya free Saturday night? Avast, me Pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded!

Sweet Pick-Up Lines You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. I think I can die happy now, cuz I’ve seen a little piece of heaven. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever. It’s not my fault I fell in love. You tripped me.

Flattery Pick-Up Lines All those curves, and me with no brakes… Baby, you must be a broom. Cuz you swept me off my feet! Honey, You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s out of business! Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

Bad Pick-Up Lines There’s just one thing your eyes haven’t told me yet…Your name. Was your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. You’re like a candy bar: half sweet, and half nuts. You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy!

Lame Pick-Up Lines Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only Ten I see! Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Hi! The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I’m conducting a field test to see how many women have their nipples pierced. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Favorite Pick-Up Lines Be unique and different. Say yes. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and that intimidates me a little. I’m easy. Are you? If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? All this could be yours for just one low, low price!

My name is Ashley McCrea My name is Ashley McCrea. I’m an RA at Lock Haven University and I’m a junior. I wanted to do something different for my floor this year for Valentine’s day, so I thought it’d be fun to put up all different kinds of pick-up lines. I got a lot of comments on it, and my girls loved it. I used http://www.pick-up-lines.info/ for all of the pick-up lines I used for this bulletin board. February, 2008