Dice Wars A Typical Game By Robin, for Crooked Glasses

That’s the title screen. You can select to have any number of Players, from 2 to 8 (including yourself), using the “Players” bar. I usually select 8, ‘cause I like a challenge.

Now you’ll be taken to a “Map Selection” screen. Click Yes to play the map, or No to see another one. You are the purple player— make sure to evaluate how good your starting position is!

Hmm…don’t like that one— the purple spaces aren’t very strong. I could easily get stamped out before it’s my turn. NEXT!

A little better… I’d like to have my starting spaces closer to the corners, so I can more easily defend them. NEXT!

Ooh-WEE! I LIKEY! Close to the corners, and I get a 7-STACK as part of my beginning arsenal! I’ll TAKE it! *clicky*

Okay…let’s see, let’s start claiming these southern pieces of territory here…

Wow…’bye, Light Green. Didn’t take those vultures long to kick him off the map. I’m pretty well-defended at the moment, with everybody else in the immediate area possessing 1-stacks and 2-stacks, and me with a couple 3-stacks. PASS TURN!

Yikes. Orange just got EATEN. Nom nom nom. Oh well, I’ve got a couple 5-stacks going, so nobody should be messing with me just yet.

Wellp, looks like Red and Dark Green are both getting a bit big for their britches. Might have to even that up. Heehee :D

Mwahahaha. Got myself a 6-stack now. And if anybody messes with that 1-stack just north of it, they’ll be getting a surprise!

*grumble grumble grumble* Quit taking my spaces, Pink and Dark Green! Ugh! This ain’t the Walmart parking lot or nothin’!

I think I’m just going to sit here and wait a few turns…wait for Dark Green to destroy himself (or herself) by overextending.

*three turns later, amid some careful takeovers by yours truly…*

BAM! Take THAT, Dark Green! :P :P :P Mess with me NOW, whydontcha?

Hee hee, Dark Green’s going to be squeezed out of existence before long!

Um, ‘scuse me? Red, you were definitely NOT invited to the “pwn the poo out of Dark Green” party… Translation: Get off my back. Seriously.

And stay over there. Good Red. Now, to pwn Pink out of existence…

Well, THAT didn’t go as planned… >:C Stupid dice rolls.

What the---?! NOT cool, Red, you kill-stealer. >:C But at least I can still pwn Dark Green.

*rubs hands together craftily* Now, just to charge up these smaller dice stacks and I can--

Oh NO Red didn’t just take my kill a second time. X_x Well, I don’t have to get points for wiping out my opponents, at least. I just have to be Last Dice Standing… and I plan to be!

Um…

…Red? Seriously?

Listen, you! I ain’t standin’ here and takin’ this mess no more! Hear?

Take THAT and hush! >:P

....*long, extended sigh* Really? REALLY??

…Good! Got some territory back! Now if I could just--

GRR! QUIT IT! >:C

ROAR. Mess with me now and regret it, Red! :P

Uh-oh. That 8-stack looks pretty mean…

Yikes, a 7-stack in my midst! Lemme get rid of one of these pesky 8-stacks to the west…

Good! And I even got rid of the 7-stack in the middle of my forces! I should be good to go now.

HOLY--- I don’t even know what to say anymore. GRR.

Stay back, dang you! >:C

Not cool…

REALLY not cool…

You just don’t let up, do ya, Red?

Well, I can be patient and keep rolling my 8-stacks against yours. Chance is the game now.

But how long will Chance fight for you? :-D

Hmm…it all depends on your next roll with that 8-stack…

…aaaaand you didn’t get it. Bye, Red.

….*WHEWWWW*

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