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One Liners

HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it.

WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam.

WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? Polaroids.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick

WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese

WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses.

WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro sinko.

WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? Frostbite.

WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous wreck

WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone can roast beef

WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The location of the Dirt Bag.

WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat.

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad sky diver goes damn, whack.

HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? Unique up on it.

HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT Tame way

WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet.

WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP. An Amish drive-by-shooting.

1 HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it. 2. WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam. 3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? Polaroids. 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses. 7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro sinko. 8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk 9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? Frostbite. 10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous wreck 11. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him. 12. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ROAST BEEF AND PEA SOUP? Anyone can roast beef 13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big fingers 14. WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE? Because it scares the hell out of the dog 15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka. 16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The location of the Dirt Bag. 17. WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat. 18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes whack, damn. A bad sky diver goes damn, whack. 19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? Unique up on it. 20. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT Tame way, unique up on it. 21. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet. 22. WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP. An Amish drive-by-shooting.