Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven … He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God He asked God : Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking.

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Mister Porsche, died and went to heaven … He may make a wish and asked for a chat with God He asked God : Dear God you made the women, what where you thinking about when you made them ? God asked : What do you mean ?

Porsche says: She has a lot of mistakes The front is not aerodynamic She makes to much noise The maintenance costs lie extreemly high She is 5 a 6 days in a month useless The back is too fat She painted her self constantly The head lamps are frequently too small The fuel consumption lies much too high

God was thinking for a moment and answered: “Mister Porsche, perhaps that’s true, but if you look at the statistics, more men drive my invention then yours