Bob’s Bashing a RogerBob game by Roger

Bob’s Bashing For one thing, don’t use keyboard. For another thing, start the Slide Show at the opening page. Each slide you will get at least one choice for what you do. Click on your wanted choice and you will come to a new page. HAVE FUN! BEGIN

YOU ARE BOB. As the heading says, you are Bob. (Introduction) One day you are walking through your planet, Planet Bob, when you see Roger’s ship, the Huckleberry, in space blowing up planets to test the Huckleberry’s new weapon, one that can blow up planets. Will you… Get into your ship and fight! Stay there—it’s not worth the trouble.

You Stay on Planet Bob for the Huckleberry to Pass. Suddenly, the Huckleberry flies in the direction of Planet Bob, and, just like the Death Star in Star Wars, the Huckleberry blows up Planet Bob. You LOSE! Try again…

You Get into your Ship, Death, and Fly Over to Meet Roger. The Huckleberry does not see you coming. You can… Board the ship!Board the ship! Go back now! Attack the ship!Go back now!Attack the ship!

You Attack the Huckleberry. You shoot, but so does Roger. With his Planet Destroyer 3000, you are no match for the Huckleberry. You LOSE! Try again 

You Board the Huckleberry. Roger, hearing the soft thump of you getting on his ship, turns on the Pilot-O-Matic (a device that steers by itself) and comes to investigate. You have 10 seconds to hide or run before Roger gets there. HIDE!!HIDE!! RUN!!RUN!!

You Were Too Late! You reacted too late. Roger got to you and killed you. You LOSE! Try again 

You Run. In your panic, you accidentaly run right into a crocodile pit. You LOSE! Try again  

You Hide. A few seconds after you hide, Roger comes in. Seeing nobody, he mutters “Must have been a meteor” and walks back to the Pilot-O-Matic. Follow Roger Find some weapons first (you might get lost)

You Follow Roger to the Control Room. Roger doesn’t see you, but when you get to the Control Room the Pilot-O-Matic does. Its hand suddenly turns into a gun and shoots you. You LOSE!  Try again

You Try to Find Some Weapons. You got lost, and wandered into—guess what?— a room containing a map of the Huckleberry and a Weapon Kit (WK)! You can either Go to Roger nowGo to Roger now Try to find a Medkip (M)Try to find a Medkip (M)

You Wander Around. You suddenly see a creepy bat-rat-dog thing. You don’t take time to go over your choices. You RUN!!

You Try to Find Roger. Using the map, you find him in the Control Room. You quickly search your WK. The Pilot- O-Matic is slowly turning around. 15 seconds to act. Laser GunLaser Gun Big Boy Bomb ShieldBig Boy BombShield

You Were too Late! The Pilot-O-Matic sees you and his hand turns into a gun. It shoots you. You LOSE! Try again  

You Use the Big Boy Bomb. It blows up Roger—and you. Neither one of you survives. You LOSE! Try again… 

You Use the Laser Gun. Roger quickly grabs the Shield and deflects the laser back to you. You LOSE! Try again  

You Deflect the Pilot-O-Matic’s Shots. True, the shots are deflected, but the Pilot-O- Matic is too strong. It pushes you—right into a mine field. When you continue, an instruction sheet will appear. CAN YOU DO IT?! Begin Minigame 

Start! When you press “START,” a page with a bunch of 0’s will appear. Carefully navigate your way with the mouse through the “mines” and don’t get blown up—and DON’T CLICK ON ANYTHING. Also, you have 30 seconds to complete it.

Minigame—navigate your way through the 0’s! I did it!

Oh No! You stepped on a mine! You LOSE! Try again

Nice Job! You correctly navigated your way through the mine field and now you are heading for the SELF DESTRUCT button. You press it… Go on…

You Have Pressed the Self Destruct Button. …and a trapdoor opens to reveal an escape pod! You hop in and watch as the Huckleberry blows up. You also notice that the escape pod has a Planet Exploder 2000! You blow up Roger’s planet, Planet Roger. You WIN!! Go on!!

You WIN!! Thanks for playing my game, Bob’s Bashing. I’m very sorry all my games have to be downloaded—FOR FREE—but I’m still upgrading. Eventually, rogerbob.weebly.com (my website) will change to rogerbob.com and I will have real action. If you want more, you can check out my other 1-player game, Roger’s Revenge. rogerbob.weebly.comRoger’s Revenge Thanks again, ~Roger End Slide Show