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The ZIP in “ZIP code” means Zoning Improvement Plan.

“First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down” George Burns “First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down” George Burns

I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

"Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am. I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That is a six foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 pound test line. It's a good all around combination and it is on sale for only $20.00." She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that by the sound of makes dropping on the counter, I'll take it." As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that is the sound of Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidently farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "that'll be $ please." The woman is totally confused by the price and says, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How do I get charged $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. That is $20.00 for the rod and reel, the Duck call is $11.00, and the Bear Repellent is $3.50."

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