Subject: Alligator shoes A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes.

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Subject: Alligator shoes A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly smile,"Well little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?" The blonde headed off to the swamp,determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is drivin g home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggles mightily and manages to flip the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration: "DAMN! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO..."