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Are you smarter than a Jason! PeopleFunny jokesStates EASY

People $100 Who is a fake singer but she still makes lots of money?

People $100 Hannah Montanna

People $200 Who hosts the tv show called tosh.o?

People $200 Dainel Tosh

People $300 Witch one of our presidents is a horrible president?……..WE ALL KNOW THIS ANSWER!

People $300 BARACK OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People $400 Witch singer sounds like a girl when he sings and all of his songs are about love? he is very dum!

People $400 Justin bieber in your face!

People $ 500 Witch president freed the slaves

People $500 Aberhamn lincoln

Funny jokes $100 Why is 6 so afraid of 7?

Funny jokes $100 Cause 789

Funny jokes $200 Why didn’t the skelton cross the road?

Funny jokes $200 Cause he did not want to

Funny jokes $300 Why didn’t you cross the road?

Funny jokes $300 I don’t know

Funny jokes $400 Why did frogger cross the road?

Funny jokes $400 To get ran over

Funny jokes $500 Why does 2 plus 2 = 4?

Funny jokes $500 Because it does

States $100 What is calafornia called?

States $100 The house of fruits and nuts

States $200 What state did 9-11 take place in?

States $200 New york

States $300 What state has alcatraz?

States $300 calafornia

States $400 What state has the golden gate bridge?

States $400 calafornia

States $500 What state has the word pencil in it?

States $500 Pencilvania