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The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard. The only member of the band ZZ Top without a beard has the last name Beard.

“ We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.’’ Will Rogers “ We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.’’ Will Rogers

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" "Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman, "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and pee on my grave." "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!" "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"

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