Mike Scurfield productions presents... A Scottie dog film...
The great pineapple chase
Hey, look who it is… Scottie dog!! (Clap)
But…Oh no, it looks like someone’s after him... It’s… the evil… Dr. Pineapple!! Boo!!Hiss!!You suck!! ‘Errrrrrrr’
This doesn’t look good... Where’s my ball? What’s this, a note?
Scottie dog, I’m terribly sorry to say that your ball has been taken hostage by the evil Dr Pineapple… ‘All hail pineapple, and his evil army of pineapplean type deals…’ Haa Haa Haa (ha ha ha) Signed ‘Errrrrrrrrr’ (Dr Pineapple)
Damn him!!
Meanwhile...
…looks like Dr. pineapple is off!
The next day...
For those of you who didn’t believe dogs could read last time... I wish I had my ball back… Eh? What’s this?
THE DOGSON TIMES EXCLUSIVE !! Strange moving ball type thing, sited near Eiffel tower!! Blah blah blah woof blah blah blah blah blah blah woof blah blah woof blah blah woof blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah woof blah blah woof blah blah woof blah blah blah blah blah woof blah Wait a minute...Ah Ha!!!
And so… Scottie dog begins his long adventure...
Scottie dog catches up with Dr. pineapple... But he escapes...
The chase continues...
Errrrrr?
Back on the ground... I did it!!
Errr… that was a bit strange... Well no one said it would be realistic!
But at that moment...
All is well for Scottie dog... It is strange, considering that this is an El Cheapo Mike Scurfield movie, that I didn’t get my ball back... What ?!?
…and the chase continues (even more…)
Mornin’
Ay….Watch it! You too, Boyo
Well this is just stupid! I agrouw!
But finally they end up... Scottie dog, you’ve wandered straight into my trap!! What?Oh.
And there was more where that came from... Oh you nige...
Well I’ll just be on my way... Hey, wait a minute… I didn’t know you could talk… Actually, contrary to popular belief, I am the bearer of an extensive vocabulary... Errrrrr... Now army! Attack this Scottish variation of the creature known as a dog! Actually, we need to talk... Oh for the love of… excuse me a minute...
When will you pineapplean type deals learn that you can’t just interrupt when I’m making threatening speeches! Well, actually we’ve decided to stop doing what you say... What? That’s right, we’ve discovered your plan to sell us off to a popular drinks company and let them turn us into delicious Lilt ™ !! What drink was that...
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That’s all well and good, but you pineapplean type deals could never take me on !!! Oh yeah!?! Oh….No…..
Oh please… No! Get off me! What’s going on? We’re taking you to the worst possible place a fruit could go... No…No… not there… anywhere but there!! Yeah! Yipee!Woo Hoo! You Suck! ( More so )
And so…
I believe that this belongs to you... Woo hoo!! Finally I get my ball back!! Hey. Where did you take Dr. Pineapple anyway? Well, it’s probably best described as: Fruit Hell!!
FRESH FRUIT AND VEG. Rangzibs Apples! Goin’ cheap! 10 apples for a pound! And we got pineapples! Fresh today! Oh God! I’ve got to escape this torture! Help me! Someone buy me! Please…! Nice one pineapple! You tell those customers!! ‘Errrrr’
Well, I guess I’ll be off home then! Will all you pineapples be alright on your own? Hey! We’ll be fine!! We’re off to the Caribbean!!
So, we leave Scottie dog playing happily with his ball. Everything is back to normal. Well, almost everything... Hee hee...
THE END
CAST
Scottie Dog.
Dr. Pineapple
The Ball
The ‘Ay watch it’ Dog Co-Starring
Scottie dogs’ faeces
The penguins
All the pineapples Wish you were here... Postcards from the Caribbean
Demented apple like bloke
Market stall guy and extras With
The Fish Special guest appearances from Well this is even worse! Oh! Shut it! Water…need water...Ah!! That’s better!
Written and directed by Mike Scurfield
Copyright 2000 Mike Scurfield productions