Skeleton Jokes. Who won the skeleton Beauty Contest No “BODY”

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Skeleton Jokes

Who won the skeleton Beauty Contest No “BODY”

When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his“ FUNNY BONE”

What musical instrument do skeletons play? Trom-”BONE”

Why are skeletons usually so calm? Nothing gets under their skin!

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare - RIBS

What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the morning? Lazy Bones

What do you call a skeleton snake? A RATTLER

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? They have no organs!

What kind of plates do skeleton eat on? Bone China

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