Jokes. What’s a joke? joke (noun) ( FUNNY ) [C] something, such as a funny story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh. Definition.

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Jokes

What’s a joke? joke (noun) ( FUNNY ) [C] something, such as a funny story or trick, that is said or done in order to make people laugh. Definition of joke (noun) (FUNNY) from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary

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Q1 Which vehicle is spelled the same way backward?

A1 A race car.

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Q2 What do you call a fish with no eye?

A2 A fsh.

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Q3 Why did King Kong climb to the top of the skyscraper?

A3 He was too big for the elevator.

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Q4 Which city has no people?

A4

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Q5 Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

A5 Because he had no body to go with.

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Q6 Why did the banana go to the doctor?

A6 Because it was not peeling well.

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Q7 What building has the most stories?

A7 The library.

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Q8 How many letters are in the alphabet?

A8 (T-H-E-A-L-P-H- A-B-E-T)

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