1. This handwriting is hard to read, because it is nearly illegible. 2. You should talk about the apartheid philosophy in Africa. Do you know what the Americans did to the Indians? 3. Tom does not drink or smoke, so he ought to make a good husband. 4. Better dead than Red. 5. Every time the Republicans get into office, we have a war. Every time the Democrats get into office, we have a recession. 6. Smith should not get elected. He just got a divorce. Smith should not be elected. His father is an alcoholic.

 Vote for Smith. He’s been married 20 years, has four children…served in Vietnam, and attends church every Sunday.  Did you steal the money?...No- I’m out of work, my family hasn’t eaten in two days, my brother-in-law has just been arrested for stealing a car…  If I had not had Dr. Bragg for a teacher, I would have never understood how to write.  Each football player on the all-star team is the best player at his position in the entire country. Therefore, the all-star team is the best team in the country.  The all-star team is the best team in the country. Our best pitcher on this team must be the best pitcher in the entire country.

 Exercise is good, therefore everybody should exercise.  If God can do anything, can He make a stone so heavy He will not be able to lift it?  Tall men like ice cream.  All college graduates are geniuses.  Doctors have x-rays to guide them during their operations, therefore, students should be able to use their books during examinations.  It says so in the Bible… My teacher told me…. My Mom has said for years….  Mah fehlow Ahmericans… (as spoken by LBJ to a group of Texans)

 Tom reads all those radical magazine articles that favor the overthrow of the government, so he must hold the same views.  Do you want to go to college or work at McDonald’s all your life??