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Hilarious Math and Science Humor Editor’s Note: I actually had a student (not at GHAMAS) say this to me.) - jem

Field Trip to see Where: Metropolitan Museum, New York City When: Sunday, Oct. 3, 2010 Leave GHAMAS at 7:45 AM Return to GHAMAS at 6:00 PM Cost: $40 (Bring your own lunch) Permission Slip and money due by Friday, Sept. 17 For Information: Mrs. Spiegel or Mrs. Mohchan

Are you interested in Learning new things? Working with your hands? Solving a challenge? Having fun? We are forming the FIRST Team again this year so JOIN NOW! (Everyone is welcome!) For more information, contact: Mr. Mendelssohn, Room 112 ( )

The BioDiesel Project needs YOU! If so, then YOU need the BioDiesel Project! Are you concerned about the energy crisis carbon emissions sustainable energy Do you like learning new things working with your hands doing real, cutting-edge research changing the world making a better future We are reforming the BioDiesel Project team, so JOIN NOW! (Everyone is welcome!) For more information, contact: Mr. Mendelssohn, Room 112 ( )

Watch GHAMAS TV at Home GHAMAS TV is now on the web and can be seen at home. Did you see something interesting, but can’t remember the details? Simply Go to ghamas.classjump.com Click on the GHAMAS TV heading Download the GHAMAS TV PowerPoint file Watch GHAMAS TV all night (It’s more fun than YouTube!)