2005
12 months on… oh the memories… highly disappointing not to see Bec’s twiggles out and about this season… Twigs
Mrs refined-FIGJAM brought some curtains back with her from Italy… Always refreshing to see a Big Brother hack getting their mug on camera again. Nice cans though...
No need to burn the house down to get his attention with this get-up….
Well played Ms Bailey. You can still poll a few Brownlow votes even at your age… It’s the Brownlow Luke, not a Greek wedding. Have they got zips?
Banana dressed as an apricot… Walking/Talking proof that money can’t buy class. Although it can buy implants…
3/10 for effort, Vanessa; a matching handbag is usually a good starting point. And why are there party streamers hanging from your cans…? Losing the Ashes is bad enough, let alone a white Gladstone Small getting around AFL circles as the worst skipper since Jeff Hogg…
Auditioning for half-time entertainment as The Eurythmics… or has Lleyton started something in the city of churches where you hook into a sheila that looks like you…?
More 1980’s quality from Adelaide… This isn't the Logies, Nick. Should have left the 19 year-old in the cubicles with a rolled- up 20...
Slight potential, but wrong, wrong, wrong. Who do you think you are? Kermit the f*cking frog…? What better way to celebrate winning a Brownlow than some back-door action.?
Try-Hard Twigley Award Winner. Almost sufficient height difference to square off her head, and lob a pint atop it…
Woman dressed up as ham… Is that head painted on…??
Solid veterans form….
Gold Diggers….
Gold Digger #1 –
Gold Digger #2 – surely you didn’t return to the west for this piece Blacky….?? Gold Digger #3 – off west for you too Woey…
Vote Getters….
1 vote - and a pearl necklace to boot…
2 votes – only the similarity to wedding get-up costing her the medal…
3 votes – and your team-mate’s sister… such good work, it deserves another look…
Honourable mentions…
Croad’s All-Australian selection is becoming much clearer now…
Rising Stars….