云端教室【听笑话学英文】 系列 0034 小胡主讲

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 How to Get into Heaven (Page 1 of 2) I asked the children in my Sunday School class, “If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?” "No!” the children all answered.

听 笑 话 学 英 文 云端教室系列讲座 How to Get into Heaven (Page 2 of 2) Then I said, “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?” Again, the answer was, “No!” "Well,” I continued, “Then how can I get to heaven?” A five-year-old boy shouted out, “You gotta be dead!”