By: Collin Goeman

You are at a party.You see your friend Jimmy drinking a lot of alcohol. He walks out the door and attempts to get in his car. What do you do? A.Walk back into theWalk back into the Party and participate in a chugging contest. B. Walk home C. Take his keys and RunD. Demand his keys

You walk back into the party and participate in a chugging contest. You get drunk and have no way home. Try driving homeSleep overnight

You walk home and pass a very spooky looking 18 th century house with lightning striking around it. Keep Walking Jump the gate and ask for directions

You keep walking. You pass a group of hobos who see you and chases you down the street to your house but its ok because your dog chases them away. Your ok but your friend Jimmy got arrested for underage drinking and DUI

You jump the gate and knock on the door. Michael Jackson (now a zombie) kidnaps you and takes you into the house, but luckily is eaten by a random pack of wolves. You run home and fall asleep on the couch. Jimmy, sadly, Died because he was driving drunk.

You walk out the door and get into your car. You are so drunk however you pass out. Your parking break fails and you roll off a cliff into sharp pointy rocks. Your tires are popped but your ok. You are later prosecuted for crushing and killing an endangered alligator with your car and are fined $10,000. Jimmy died because he was driving drunk.

You go to sleep on the couch. You wake up and your parents are mad because you got drunk and you later find that Jimmy was eaten alive by a bear on his way home.

You grab his keys and run but trip on a beer can and roll down a very large steep hill and into the ocean. Attempt to grab onto a shark and ride it home. Try swimming home

You attempt to grab on to a shark but are, sadly, eaten alive in the act. Jimmy was ok because you took his keys.

You attempt to swim home but get tired halfway. Luckily, though, you get picked up by Cuban immigrants on a raft headed for the U.S. they take you home and accept for some bumps and bruises you get home safely. Jimmy is okay because you took his keys.

You demand his keys. He is so drunk he punches you, gets in his car and starts to drive away. You get into a Ferrari and chase after him Go home

You have a big car chasing scene which ends up with him getting hit by a train, you feel guilty and die of guilt.

You go home and go to bed. Jimmy died after attempting to do barrel rolls in his car.