By: Sam Klein

On a Monday morning, it was the first day of school for Jack. He hated school, and he always had. He always was picked on by other kids that seemed to hate him. He was beginning high school and he was not looking forward to it. He had two friends who also hated school, for the same reason. What should Jack do?

So your saying that you like school? THE END

 Great choice, they all decided that they didn’t want to go to school at all for the whole year of 9 th grade. They don’t know what to do next… Should they…

Great choice! On the first day of school, the three of them stay up all night strategizing on what to do. His mom yells early the next morning “Jack, wake up!!” Jack gets up and gets ready as he normally would, but clears out his room and puts everything in his 4 suitcases that he had from a previous trip. He dosent know where he should go, and his friends left it up to him. They are in Idaho. Should they..

Jacks parents make him go to school. The End

They get caught by border patrol and do a year in a Canadian prison and are deported to Idaho where the family gives them up to foster care and they get mauled by bears.

 Great choice! When they get to Missouri, they pool there money together and have $1, What should they do with the money?

Great choice! You now have great shelter from the harsh weather that Missouri brings.

Who are you going to call? The iPhone 4 is outdated, plus, a hunter shoots you and your are seriously wounded and you have no help. No use for an iPhone now, right!

So.. You are in Missouri now! What area should you stay in? Will there be good food and water there? You still have $ and the older brother got a job at McDonalds.

 Awesome choice! They charge $25.00 per month. Great buy on your part!

You park your RV in the woods, and there is an earthquake. Your RV is twisted up and you are hurt. Plus, there is no food or water. You are stranded. The end.

So Jacks parents report him missing. They say that he is still in Idaho. They have no idea that he is in Missouri. Jack and his friends hear that an amber alert has been issued. What should they do.

Great choice. Your family will never find you and you found that a box with food, water and supplies. You are in great shape now!

Wow. So you want to go back to school and get grounded for a year? Are you seriously kidding right now? THE END!

A Missouri State Trooper comes to look for Jack in the woods. You are worried that they might find you. What do you do?

Great choice! They will never find you, because Jack runs very fast, and so do his friends.

The first place that a Trooper would look is an RV. So Jack decided to hide in there. Jack is sent back to your family and are grounded for a year.

There is a Tornado warning issued, and Jack has no idea what to do, and neither do his friends. What should Jack and his friends do?

Everyone knows that if you stay in an RV, It will get sucked up. And that’s what happens in this case. Jack and his friends are found dead in Illinois. The end.

Jack still gets caught in the Tornado, but he and his friends manage to live through it. Great choice!

You come back to find that Jacks parents are at your doorstep and they want you back. What should Jack and his friends do?

A park ranger catches you and you pull a taser on him that you found and he tases you right back. Jack is arrested for Disorderly Conduct. He does life in Jail. The end!

Jacks parents are happy to see him. Jack makes up that he was abducted. However, at that very moment, a hunter in his tree stand thinks that they are all deer and shoots all of them. They all die. END OF STORY!

Thank you for listening to Jacks many issues, because as you see here, he has many issues.