SCIENCE FAIR 2008

“Today I will show you how to make a science fair project”.

Oh no, We really don’t have to do a science fair project, do we? Oh no! I’ll just go to sleep. When I wake up I’ll discover it was just a nightmare! I think it will be fun! Ugh I Need A Fireball. I’d Rather Be Chasing Girls! Don’t These Teachers Ever Give up? I’ll make some perfume Out of bubble gum For my project. You said it!

We’ll put all kinds of stuff in Mr. Thomsen’s room.

Lots of stuff!

Then we’ll fill the school with stuff!

Lots of stuff!

Here’s my stuff.

I’ve got mine.

I knew this would be fun!

This would work better if the air didn’t leak out.

When I get home I’m Going to make Saltwater taffy!

There’s nothing I like better than shooting things!

I killed my beans. I killed my carrots. I killed my petunias. I killed my grass. I guess saltwater is bad fertilizer !

I tried to make rain, But I didn’t have Mr.Thomsen’s drum.

My perfume is sweet and sticky, Just like me.

This gravity stuff explains why I’m such a “HEAVY DUDE”.

Energy, energy, energy. I worked so hard, I’m out of energy!

What you need Alejandro is a big can of Monster or Red Bull. You can see how much energy I have.

I drank so much energy drink I’m turning into a real TIGER!

I think acid is the most corrosive. Yep! Acid is definitely most corrosive.

I’ll feed the judges “Jelly Bellies”. I can’t lose. I know Mr. Thomsen will eat a bunch!

I’ll use this horoscope to find my dream boy! I hope he’s a big strong Leo. No, maybe a Pisces.

What I learned about BLACK HOLES is that they really suck!

Maybe Tinker Bell came from a black hole???

With my trained attack snakes I’ll rule the world.

Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats! Rats! I love Rats! Where did they go??? Has anyone seen my rats???

I think the guy in the picture Ate my rats.

Paige! I think I found one of your Rats!

I’m here to tell you… Steroids are REAL BAD!

Mr. Thomsen told me I otter do an interesting project.

Orange juice Lemon juice Whether the juice conducts electricity Or not This stuff tastes great!

I think all my worms escaped. They’re crawling around here somewhere.

I’ve got to get this refrigerator home and back together Before my Mom gets back from the grocery store.

My 36 cent battery will make me rich!

If I don’t win a prize, At least I can eat My Earth cake.

It’s soooo depressing to learn BLACK HOLES ARE SUCKING IN THE UNIVERSE! HELP!

Anything about candy to me is dandy

My kid’s going to win. Ha! My kid’s Going to win. You’re kid doesn’t Have a chance. Poor lady thinks her Kid has a chance.

My orange is much Prettier than her Lemon. My lemon is much Prettier than her Orange.

Lemons are almost as sweet as ME!

Carrianne says they’re sweet. But this one is real sour!

I should have made lemonade Or potato soup Or French fries Or lemon Jello.

First we had a planarian. Then we cut it in half. Then we had two planarians. Then we cut them in half. Then we had four planarians. After we cut them in half we had eight planarians. HOW DO YOU KILL THESE THINGS?

Yeah! We ended up with a pile of planarians, THIS HIGH!

Even a big’ol cowboy like me loves a good science fair!

They may damage your Brain cells, but I look so Cool when I’m on my cell. Yeah, working with Brooke Proves cell phones Damage brain cells.

I can’t smell the oranges. I can’t smell the potatoes. Bu, I smell victory with my science fair project!

Only an alien would know how to make crop circles. Luckily I had Richard to show me how it’s done.

Only an alien would know how to make crop circles. Luckily I had Andrew to show me how it’s done.

Wolves communicate by their actions. Here is a demonstration of a wolf telling the Pack he is sleepy.

THE WINNERS

DYLON PATSCHKE BEST OF SHOW

LAURA RIDGWAY SECOND PLACE PHYSICAL SCIENCE

VICTORIA HOLMES IST PLACE PHYSICAL SCIENCE

COLLETTE FORBES 2ND PLACE LIFE SCIENCE

KASSIE VANCLEAVE 3RD PLACE EARTH SCIENCE

AMELIA SPICER 1ST PLACE EARTH SCIENCE

BILLY WILSON 3RD PLACE LIFE SCIENCE DANIEL MORSE 3RD PLACE LIFE SCIENCE I love winners!

JESSIE JAMES 1ST PLACE LIFE SCIENCE

KIM McCORMICK 2ND PLACE EARTH SCIENCE

TATUM BRAY 1ST PLACE EARTH SCIENCE

KELSEY KEITH 2ND PLACE PHYSICAL SCIENCE

KATHARINE MORRIS 2ND PLACE LIFE SCIENCE

SHAILA SCOTT 3RD PLACE PHYSICAL SCIENCE ALLISON O’DELL 3RD PLACE PHYSICAL SCIENCE

COLLETTE’S HOROSCOPE PREDICTED SHE’D BE A WINNER!

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS AND ALL WHO HELPED THEM. THANK YOU ALL FOR ENTERING. YOU LEARNED A LOT AND YOU ARE ALL……………………………..

WINNERS! THE END