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The Engineer and the Genie

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© Copyright _ Bro’s Place 2003

The lifespan of a squirrel is about nine years.

“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake” W. C. Fields

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies " Oh I have a personal genie" The first man asks "Can i make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie really sucks at hearing doesn’t He?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

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