So How Do I Apply For This Utopia? Joining this Utopia is easy! Just fill out the following simple application form. If it is accepted, then you get to come in for an exclusive interview with the members of the community! Just a few tests later and you are packing your bags for UTOPIA!

Utopian Application: Click here to go to the application. To view results click hereTo view results click here!!!!

I got accepted…now what? Getting ready to come to our Utopia…in easy steps: 1.Sell all of your belongings (except those you wish to bring) and withdraw all your money from the bank. 2.Bring all of your remaining possessions and money to the Utopian gates to be searched* upon entrance. 3.Proceed to the final testing room, where you will be tested one final time to make sure you qualify. 4.Say your final goodbyes to anyone who was not accepted into the Utopia…you will never see them again. 5.Pose for a commemorative photo with the Utopian leaders. 6.Welcome to Utopia! *and seized ** **only Utopian approved pets allowed in the Utopia

Your First Day in Utopia!!! When you first arrive in Utopia, you may have many questions. Our friendly U-help leaders will be happy to assist you. Some activities you will do on your first day are… Choose a house and residential neighborhood to live in! Fill out your daily activities sheet and turn it in for a fun-filled tomorrow! Meet your assigned family and future spouse, and take a quick test to determine what your kids will look like! Go shopping at the U-dress store! Meet with your personal fitness computer (PFC) and get a personalized daily workout for a healthier, happier you! Sign up for some classes at the U-Learn academy! And remember…report any non-Utopia act to the U- police!

Your New Family In order to ensure your happiness here in Utopia, every resident is assigned* to a family where they will have loving, caring relationships with the ones who matter most. To ensure that your family becomes are perfect as our Utopia is, you will be placed into a family with the same traits, nationality, and health records as you. This means that in the future, your family will remain perfect, healthy, and will look the same! *residents have no say in the family they are assigned to. Based on your application and health test results, you will be placed in a family that has the same strengths and weaknesses in health as you so that future generations will continue to have those strengths. If it turns out you lied or the tests were wrong, any imperfect kids will be kicked out of the community. (and in severe cases, possibly you and your family will be maimed or seriously injured.)

Rules and Regulations 1. There will be no actions that will cause harm, disease, pain, or any other negative impacts to other citizens. 2. Utopian citizens will not have any negative actions towards the Utopia or any people, places, or things in it. 3. All citizens will obey the U-Police at ALL times* 4. Utopian citizens will not break the rules. 5. Utopian citizens will report all violations of these rules to the U-Police. *or face severe consequences, including but not limited to killing, maiming, destructive acts towards your property and other forms of negative actions towards yourself, your family, and your friends. Thank You!!!

Your New Lifestyle Your new life in Utopia will be very different from your old life. For starters, you will receive a whole new wardrobe from the U-dress store! Your new house in your family’s residential neighborhood will come furnished with new Utopian approved furniture, compliments of the U-furniture store. All food will be provided by the new U-eat grocery store and restaurant. Your new job in Utopia will be chosen based on the results of your Utopian application, to ensure maximum enjoyment and quality work. Your new activity schedule will help your current skills grow and develop, as well as helping you to obtain new skills!

Jobs in Utopia There are many jobs to be had in Utopia! Here are some popular jobs… Child-watcher: Watches the young Utopian citizens. Entertains and plays with kids all day, every day! Food-maker/gatherer: Plants, harvests, and gathers all the food for this self- sufficient Utopia. You will learn valuable agriculture lessons! Gourmet Specialist: Prepares and cooks all the food that is available in the U- eat store. A very creative job, you spend all your waking hours in the kitchen! Human-Life Specialist*: This job has you working hard to pair up future spouses, study which genetic traits are best for the community, and even help reproduce the best genetic children possible in collaboration with the Human Labor Specialists! Human-Labor Specialist**: This job has you working to match Utopians to the job that best fits their physical health. You also work with genetic traits research, and also get to help reproduce in collaboration with the Human Life Specialists! *This job is for female Utopians ONLY. **This job is for male Utopians ONLY.

Exclusive Jobs While many jobs in Utopia are available to everyone, some jobs are only for certain qualified individuals. U-POLICE: The U-Police are the law enforcers in Utopia. Qualifications: Passed the U-Truth tests Passed health examination and earned class A Passed 20 years of U-Police training at the U-Learn academy Have no criminal record, in or out of Utopia. U-Leaders Council: The U-Leaders council makes all the important decisions in Utopia. Qualifications: Passed the U-Truth tests Passed health examination and earned class B or higher Passed 37 years of U-Leaders training at the U-Learn academy Have no criminal record in or out of Utopia Have lived in Utopia since birth

F.A.Q.’s Q: What if I want to leave Utopia? A: Why would you ever want to leave Utopia?!?! * Q: What happens if I break the rules? A: When you are perfectly happy and content there is no desire to break to rules!** Q: Is Utopia fun? A: Yes! A perfect community is SUPER fun!!!*** *You can’t ever leave. You can request to be killed, however. **If you break the rules you will be punished. A first offense gets you placed in solitary confinement for 2 years. ***Utopia is not super fun for regular citizens. It is only fun when you are a member of the U-Police or the U-Leaders. Then you get to do fun stuff.

Photo Gallery!!! The Perfect Utopian Couple- Their genetic traits are perfectly matched!

Perfect Son = Happy Father!

Utopian Tourists…. Soon to be new residents!

Everyone helps out in Utopia!!!

A new resident enjoys a yoga class!

Utopia Studying Utopian laws is very important!

Working hard for our community!

Busted by the U- Police! (Remember, the U- Police is always right!) Prisoners await punishment from the U-Police! Justice has been served!

Our genetically enhanced children are taught at a young age! Our teachers are very dedicated!

Utopia

This presentation brought to you by the Utopia Recruiters Society. We are not responsible for actions resulting from this presentation. Copyright 2011 by the U.R.S. Thank You. We hope you know that this Utopia is not really real.