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 A word play suggesting, with humorous intent, the different meanings of one word or the use of two or more words similar in sound but different in meaning. (From Poetry Glossary)  A play on words, sometimes on different senses of the same word and sometimes on the similar sense or sound of different words.

 I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang…. but eventually it came back to me. From the Pun of the Day Site From (Duncan - Victoria, BC)

 He drove his expensive car into a tree and…… found out how the Mercedes bends. From the Pun of the Day Site

 A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. From the Pun of the Day Site

 Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, “You stay here, I'll go on a head.” From the Pun of the Day Site

 Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? From the Pun of the Day Site Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

 To write with a broken pencil is…. pointless. From the Pun of the Day Site

 A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. From the Pun of the Day Site

 Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you. From the Pun of the Day Site