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The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.” Mae West

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a blonde New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State ; 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...And She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy. Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared. 'Let me tell you, they have a bush down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook the brisket over that Mesquite wood it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!' 'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!' Then came the big question, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?' 'Are you kidding? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets I changed my mind!'

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