ABSURD BABY NAMES* By: Gabriella Giannola

How wonderful it is when you hear the good news that someone has just given birth to their brand new pride and joy and unfortunately a beautiful baby has been hit with an EXTREMLY ABSURD NAME*

Hi my name is… Apple Gwyneth Paltrow and her adorable little daughter Apple strolling along in NYC.

Good thing I like chocolate mommy… Courtney Cox and young daughter coco in Beverly Hills.

The Beckham sons Cruz & Romeo

Larry King & Shawn Southwick’s son Cannon Larry's King’s son could be made fun of as Cannon camera or Cannonball.

Richard Gere & son HOMER Kind of like Homer Simpson.. How Absurd

Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes daughter Suri » Baby Suri’s name rhymes with furry, how absurd! As if kids won’t make fun of her when she goes to school.

Harlow Kate Winter Proud Parents: Nicole Richie & Joel Madden An absolutely gorgeous baby girl, with an absolutely absurd name! Winter fresh gum

Demi Moore & Bruce Willis daughter “RUMER” Did you hear the Rumor about Rumer?

So, as you see the most adorable people in Hollywood are blessed with the most ABSURD NAMES! THE END! =)