prepare phase Prepare for a disaster like this, I’d recommend that you’d find a sturdy wooden table, a wooden desk, or, if you cant find anything, stand under the DOORWAY! (seriously, the doorway should have no doors, it will hurt really bad  ) Make sure you make a map of your house, list all the tables, chairs, and other bits and pieces, list tables on the good list, put chairs and glass and other stuff on the KEEP AWAY list.

FALSE EARTHQUAKE PHASE!!! This is bob   Bob thinks you should: DROP, COVER, HOLD!  Bob thinks that if you didn’t find a sturdy table, you’d get CRUSHED! HELLO! LISTEN TO THESE INSTRUCTIONS: This lady is having a hard time finding cover ____ drop _____ Wow  _______ COVER _______ uuuuuum ________ HOLD!!! ________