1. People who say Nobody ain’t done nothin’ can’t think logically.

2. Swearing degrades a language.

3. Kids need to study for years in school to learn to speak their language properly.

4. Many animals have languages much like human languages.

5. Writing is more perfect than speech.

6. The more time parents spend teaching their children English, the better their children will speak.

7. You can almost always recognize African-Americans and Jewish people by the way they talk.

8. It’s me is bad English, and educated speakers ought to avoid it.

9. The English language traces its ancestry back to Latin.

10. Women generally talk more than men.

11. Some languages are primitive and have only a few words.

12. French is clearer and more logical than English or German.

13. People from the East Coast talk nasally.

14. Homosexuals speak with a lisp.

15. Some people can pick up a language in a couple of weeks.

16. It’s easier to learn Chinese if your ancestry is Chinese.

17. The only logical way to arrange words in a sentence is to start with the subject.

18. English is simpler than Latin or Greek.

19. Correct spelling preserves a language.

20. Eskimos have several dozen words for snow.

21. Nouns refer to persons, places, or things only.