Blagues Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school? He was buttering up his teacher.

Blagues Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.

Blagues Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!

Blagues How can you tell that a vampire likes baseball? He turns into a bat every night

Blagues How do you fix a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.

Blagues How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes

Blagues What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather? "Would you like another piece?"

Blagues What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween? Masked potatoes

Blagues What did the little ghost have in his rock collection? Tombstones

Blagues What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? "Don't spook until you're spooken to."

Blagues What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley? I'm bone to be wild.

Blagues What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties.

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