“ The Ballad of Ricky Bobby-my uncle”

There was a man- Ricky Bobby. He wanted to go fast. His dad was a Nascar driver. He never came in last.

“If you ain’t first, you’re last” his dad would always say. Ricky loved that expression. He lived by it every day.

Ricky became a pit crew chief, in Nascar for some years. One day Ricky got so lucky his driver had too many beers.

Ricky was voted to go race, He did not come in last! He had finally lived his dream of going nasty stinking fast.

Hey, Uncle Ricky, I hope you enjoy my ballad and make sure you keep on going fast and don’t come in last !