What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

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What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?

Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?

Probably not, because he's dead

How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.

What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Just stop imagining!

Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

Mount Everest, of course.

The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't use it. The person who uses it doesn't see it. What is it?

A coffin.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg, since dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.