Is this for Christmas?

“We need somethings to decorate for Christmas,” said Mother.

“I’m not sure what reminds us of Christmas,” said Tom.

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Halloween.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Yom Kippur.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Chanuka.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for New Year’s.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Valentine’s Day.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for St. Patrick’s Day.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Mardi Gras.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Easter.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Cinco de Mayo”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for the Fourth of July.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Ramadan.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Eid-ul-Adha.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Chinese New Year.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Kwanza.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“No,” said Mother. “That is for Thanksgiving.”

“Is this for Christmas?”

“Yes” said Mother. “This is for Christmas! Let’s celebrate!”