A Slide A Day

WHAT DO ELVES LEARN IN SCHOOL? A: The ELFABET! 1

WHAT DO REINDEERS SAY BEFORE THEY TELL A JOKE? This will sleigh you!!!! 2

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HOW DO SANTA AND MRS. CLAUS GET AROUND? 4 On an icicle for 2

SANTA'S SLEIGH JINGLES TOO MUCH. HE WON'T WIN THE NO BELL PRIZE! 5

BUT ISN'T HE AFRAID HE'LL GET STUCK IN THE CHIMNEY? YES, HE GETS SANTA CLAUS-TROPHOBIC. 6

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WHAT DID THE GUEST SING AT THE ESKIMO'S CHRISTMAS PARTY?...FREEZE A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW. 8

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IF ATHLETES GET ATHLETES FOOT, WHAT DO ASTRONAUTS GET? MISSILE-TOE. 10

11 What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Kringle.

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13 Won't all that soot make him sick? No. He's had his flue shot.

14 What happens when Frosty the Snowman gets dandruff? He gets snowflakes.

15 Did you know that all the angels in Jesus' heavenly choir had the same name? Sure, haven't you ever heard the song, "Hark, the Harold Angels Sing"?

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17 What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down? Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.

18 Why is Santa a good race car driver? Because he's always in the pole position.

19 What did the sheep say to the shepherd? Seasons Bleatings!

20 Where did the mistletoe go to become rich and famous? Holly-wood.

21 What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick? A chill pill.

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