云端教室【听笑话学英文】系列 0179 小胡主讲听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Speeding Ticket (Page 1 of 2) A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though.

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云端教室【听笑话学英文】系列 0179 小胡主讲

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Speeding Ticket (Page 1 of 2) A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn't. Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket. Man: But I wasn't speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)

听笑话学英文云端教室系列讲座 Speeding Ticket (Page 2 of 2) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk? Officer: Yes, you would. Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think. Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!