The day of the inspector Hello everyone please enjoy the story of Fat Billy and the inspector! Click the inspector to carry on the story

The House We start at the beginning where Fat Billy and Active Amy are supposedly tidying up Fat Billy’s home. If you want the next page on any page press the dustpan and brush. “Billy!” Shouted Active Amy angrily “You’re not helping all you’re doing is eating!” “I’m sorry, but it is very important that I have enough energy to do the clearing up!” he replied, before taking another colossal bite of the toffee apple (as big as an exercise ball.) “Well, the inspector will be here in just over three hours and we have only cleared up half of your kitchen!” she bellowed seething, wiping up the chocolate stain on the table. “ Ok, Ok, I’ll get to work but only if… you let me lick the stains that are eatable.” “You’re disgusting! If you lick the stains then you must wipe the mark your tongue has made. Promise?” she said disgusted “Promise,” Fat Billy moaned, pouting in the corner.

Half an Hour later… “Billy... What have you done?” Amy screeched. “I tidied up like you said to,” Billy guffawed, scrubbing across the work top. “You… your… WONDERFUL!” Amy laughed, kissing Billy’s cheek. “I know, does this make you happy? Because I can try and do more!” he queried, a drop of sweat pouring down his forehead. Amy and Billy trudged upstairs to find the bedrooms and bathroom pig sties and not the tidy kind. “Well let’s get started then,” said Amy squeezing Billy on the hand. “Ok,” said Billy excitedly, grabbing a bin bag and shoving all the rubbish into it. They set to work immediately tidying the bedroom. For two hours straight they did this until Billy decided they should have a dohnut break.

15 minutes later… After the dohnut break Fat Billy and Active Amy went upstairs to the bathroom. They tidied the Bathroom up really well until… Fat Billy knocked over the soaps, shampoo and talcum powder. Amy was so livid she threw Fat Billy’s conditioner out of the window! Billy cried. He sat on the toilet and sobbed. Amy felt guilty. She went scarlet and put an arm around Billy. “Don’t cry Billy, please,” Fat Billy stopped crying jumped up off the toilet and boomed “We got to get this done in time!” He began busying himself with anything he could think off even brushing his teeth! In half an hour later everything was done Fat Billy and Active Amy got into their smartest and prettiest outfit an then…

The Inspector Arrived When he arrived Fat Billy welcomed him. “Come in, come in please,” “Hello, hello my name is Richard Meow how do you do?” he asked, looking curiously at Billy’s tummy. “The last time I saw you, that thing was twice the size of what it is now” Richard gasped. Amy entered the room with three mugs of tea and coffee in her hands. “Yes, I thought that too. It’s probably all the work you’ve done today more than your use to defi-” Amy giggled, passing Richard the mug. “Let’s get on with it then I don’t have all week !” Richard interrupted., heading towards the stairs. Click here to find out more about me

The Tour The inspector looked firstly in the bathroom. “lovely, immaculate, clean toilet, shampoos, conditioner… everything!” said Richard surprised, “Much better than last time Mr. Fattiness.” Next he looked in the bedrooms Billy’s then the spare room. “Clean, nice neat made bed, beautiful walls dolly mix is it?” Billy nodded smiling at Amy. “Well done, spare room next” They walked over the landing and into the sparkling room. “Wow… how… this…this is wonderful how did you do it?” stammered Richard, wide-eyed. “Just another of my tricks,” Fat Billy said happily. Afterwards they went down to the kitchen. Richard marked everything, even the fridge (which luckily Amy had replaced with her things and put Billy’s things in her house.) the inspector was amazed. “You’ve passed the house exam and have won a holiday to Greenland!”

The End Richard went home after some (oh no) carrots! Fat Billy was horrified. “Greenland. We’ve won a holiday to Greenland! That’s where all the nasty green veggies grow! Noooooo!

About Richard Age: 45 Lives: Snailonmyshoe Lane Weighs: 109kg (just below Fat Billy’s normal weight) Children: 20 (he calls them all sweetheart or darling) Wives: age: 41 name: Miranda Meow Last but not least Job: Inspector for fat people