Computer Jokes David Simmons Pd. 8 3.16.09. Computer Jokes 01 What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

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Computer Jokes David Simmons Pd

Computer Jokes 01 What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

Answer CJ 01 No wonder you called the company Microsoft

CJ 2 Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system

Answer CJ 2 "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

CJ 3 - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Answer CJ 3 Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...