Coder’s Paradise For all the gangsta programmers out there

Produced By Max Altman and Scott Ings

Lyrics By: Max Altman

As I start up eclipse all I think of is death

Cuz’ I take a look at the screen and realize there's nothing left

Cause I've been codin’ and debugging so long that

I must have hit something to make my classes be gone

But I ain't never crossed a program I can’t rise above

Pull out some crazy ass recursion, that’s totally unheard of

You better watch how I’m Sortin’, and what I’m importin’

Soon you’ll hear about the websites my software’s supportin’

I really hate unbalanced trees, but I gotta say

They’re not worth fixing if I have to use the type Splay, fool

I'm the kinda Tree the little heap-ies wanna be like

both my sides balanced right, A simple method can find my height.

been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

Forget the implementation, they got me interfacin’

I can sort any file, I was raised by the street

While other people worry about their Big-Oh

My code always runs in constant time, its so elite

I never get confused, but I waste a lot of time

‘Cuz I gotta make sure that even my code will always rhyme

even though it slows me down I have no problem carrying the load

Because you know what they say about guys with long code

The due date ain’t nothing but a heart beat away I'm looking for 24 passes, what can I say?

I’ve got twenty-three now will I ever to see twenty-fo'?

The way my code is looking I don't know

Tell me which ADT -- is best for me I’ve been working so long -- I can no longer see

been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

Minute after minute, hour after hour Been programming so long, my laptop’s losing power

Everybody's stacking, but we know to be Queuin’

Just check our output stream, and the correct results it’s spewin’

They say I got to loop through, but I like to code free

If they don’t like my methods, why should they preach to me?

I say they’re haters, bad class creators They’re just jealous cuz’ they ain’t got my innovative iterators, fool.

been spending most our lives Living in a Coder’s Paradise

get a null pointer exception once or twice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

used a triple for loop, the teacher wasn’t nice Living in a Coder’s Paradise

buy some more RAM, its worth the price Living in a Coder's Paradise

Tell me which ADT – is best for me I’ve been working so long — I can no longer see

Special Thanks To: Tim Schnell (lead vocalist) Manny Fanarjian (back up vocals) Patrick Messac (back up vocals) Zach Lerner (back up vocals) Calvin Hayes (DJ MixMaster)