Grand, Mackia, and the 7 Yao Mings By: Steven Maa

Once upon a time, there was a man called Mr. Smith. He was always made fun of at college, at the store, at the park… HAHA! Your so Ugly!!!! They called him stupid, and ugly. But he would hold it in and laugh along.

But when he got home he would cry and cry, and cry some more.

Mrs. Smith always knew how to cheer him up. She would make him his favorite foods or watch a funny movie with him. But this time, she got him the best thing of all. What is she cooking???

She got him a magical mirror.

Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? Why, Grand, and Mackia are the two tied for ugliest of them all. Knowing that he wasn’t the ugliest person, or even the second ugliest person in the world, made him feel better. Thanks weird talking mirror.

Grand and Mackia were twins. Their full name was Grand Shower, and Mackia Shower. Grand ShowerMackia Shower

One day Grand, and Mackia both got an extreme makeover. It usually takes the professionals 1 month to complete a makeover. This time it took 3 years. Grand Shower (after extreme makeover) Mackia Shower (after extreme makeover)

A few days after the extreme makeover, at Mr. Smith’s house. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? You are the ugliest of them all. Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT WHAT? Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT WHAT? Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT WHAT? You are the ugliest of them all. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT WHAT? You are the ugliest of them all. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT WHAT?

Mr. Smith becomes very angry and hires mercenaries to force the Shower twins to take away the extreme makeover. But at the last minute, he thought to himself… What would Jesus do?? Love thy neighbor

Out of the wisdom that Jesus has taught him, the mercenary tells the Shower twins to go and hide. Grand and Mackia run into the woods and find a huge house. They walk in to find 7 Yao Mings! SNEEZYSLEEPY DOPEY HAPPY DOC BASHFULGRUMPY

Mr. Smith knows that he cannot beat up 7 yao mings because they know kung fu! So he disguises himself as a poor woman and as a last resort brings an “ugly” apple to give to the Shower brothers. Apple? It won’t make you ugly Thanks weird old ugly lady.

But the apple went totally wrong. It turned them into siamese twins! Grand Shower (after apple) Mackia Shower (after apple)

Mr. Smith went home feeling all warm and fuzzy inside thinking that the apple made the twins ugly again. At the Yao Mings’, six Yao Mings were trying to pull the shower twins apart with flags apparently. (while one is busy dunking on KG.) DOPEY

Finally the Shower twins are pulled apart and Grand, and Mackia live happily ever after (with 7 Yao Mings). Below is supposed to look like a Smiley face. Mouth of Smiley face Eyes of Smiley Face

Mr. Smith doesn’t live so happily ever after… You are the ugliest of them all. Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who’s the ugliest of them all?? Thanks weird talking mirror. WAIT… NOOOO!

THE END

The Sequel “Ugly” Spinning Wheel I’ll give you twenty bucks to touch that.

Stages of Mitosis Interphase Prophase Metaphase Grand and Mackia do what they do best. Structure relates to function. They are ugly, so their job is to be ugly. Also replication occurs. Which is why they are twins. They ate the poisonous apple and became one person. The Yao Mings pulling the Shower brothers apart is Metaphase. The twins are sister chromatids, and the Yao Mings are the spindle fibers.

Anaphase Telophase Grand and Mackia getting pulled apart. Grand and Mackia are pulled apart and have their own bodies again. Which symbolizes the two cells creating new nuclear envelopes.

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