Welcome to Gia’s amazing restaurant of DOOM! Located on: 123ABC Sesame Street Phone Number:

Getting Started… Appetizers Chicken Wings Zesty tasting wings with a spice of Habanero! May set your mouth on fire… 4.00$ Nachos Here we have crunchy tortillas with spicy cheese. 6.00$ Chips and Dip Here there is a guacamole dip with Peta chips 7.00$

Time To Eat! Main Dish ½ Pounder Burger 14.99$ Here you get to eat ½ a pound of meat while getting chain saws thrown at you! If you get hurt its not our problem! And remember its always fun even if you end up loosing 4 fingers! If you survive you win a full belly and 2 fingers! Miracle Burger 12.99$ Here you get a 10 pound antelope burger with four rotten cheeses and tomato paste! If you get food poisoning its is not our problem yet again! And the more you barf the better it tastes! And For The Vegetarians! 19.99$ Here we have a vegetable entrée including: Hot Dogs stuffed with cow meat and venison with a 20 oz sizzler with a side of fish,donkey,and donkeys waffles and ranch dressing Comes with a side of Potatoes or Chips

And To Finish Off Chocolate Moose $ Here you eat a chocolate dried full moose! Not even dead! Its so fresh it cleans your teeth! Dead Man’s Float 9.99$ Here you can drink an orange cream float with dead men’s arms from previous stays here you will enjoy tasty men arms of DOOM! Kiddy Cannibalistic Cocktail 29.99$ Here you have children from the ages of 1-4 inside drink! From Aaron to Sally you’ll enjoy them all!

Getting Thirsty? Hot Sauce 2.99$ Here you get a hot sauce drink! Arnold Palmer $ Here you get to drink a taste of Arnold Palmer! Literally! Tea 3.99$ Sweet tea with % sugar Potato! 3.99$ Here you get to drink a shredded potato. Its so tasty!