1. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift 1.2 Laughter:the Lighter Way of Life!

2. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift A 3.Read a joke Q 1. The teacher will call any one of you to read a joke

3. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift A father was advising his son about being duty conscious Father:-you must work hard. Son:-dad, do you know that nobody does any work in your office ?

4. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift son:-yesterday I rang your office & nobody answered the phone. Father:- son, the phone was Not working. Son:- the phone too ?

5. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is cleverer. “my dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid & then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee.”

6. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift “I know,” says the second owner “how you know ?” “my dog told me.” R. D. march 2010

7. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift "I want to be in the Bahamas,driving a speedboat without a care in the world." Proof ! She is gone. "Me next ! Me next " says the sajles rep."I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my friends Proof! He's gone.

8. Rayat Shikshan Sanstha, Karmaveer Vidyaprabodhini, Madhya Vibhag, Satara. Std- 9 Sub- EnglishUnit- The gift A sales representative, an administrative clerk & a manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it & a genie comes out. The genie says,"I' ii give each of you just one wish.""Me first ! Me first !"says the administrative clerk.