1. Vocabulary #1

2. Recently Coined Words Muggle (thanks to Harry Potter) Threequel (thanks to movies like Pirates of the Caribbean) Riffage (as in guitar riffs) Ego surfing (ever Google yourself?) Staycation (a vacation at or close to home) Bootylicious (Oh Beyonce…)

3. Malapropism He had to use a fire distinguisher. (extinguisher) Dad says the monster is just a pigment of my imagination. (figment) Good punctuation means not to be late. (punctuation refers to grammar) He's a wolf in cheap clothing. (sheep’s) "Don't" is a contraption. (Contraction)

4. Palindrome Do geese see God? Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? Murder for a jar of red rum. Some men interpret nine memos. Never odd or even.

5. Portmanteau Words Beautility = beauty + utility Bitini = bitsy + bikini Blog = web + log Breathalyzer = breath + analyzer Brunch = breakfast + lunch Camcorder = camera + recorder Email= electronic + mail Fantabulous= fantastic+ fabulous Ginormous= gigantic + enormous Guestimate= guess + estimate Internet = international + network

6. Spoonerism go and shake a tower go and take a shower tease my earsease my tears nicking your pose picking your nose you have very mad banners you have very bad manners lack of pies pack of lies it's roaring with pain it's pouring with rain sealing the hick healing the sick wave the sails save the whales chipping the flannel on TV flipping the channel on TV mad bunny bad money *fart smeller*smart feller!

7. Literary Term Symbolism: A symbol is a person, place, or thing comes to represent an abstract idea or concept - - it is anything that stands for something beyond itself. Example: mirror = vanity, confidence, self- indulgence, pride, beauty Directions: Select one, small picture and identify three abstract ideas it represents.