1. Crazy Real Laws

2.  Bear wrestling matches are illegal. Anyone convicted of crime will be fined, imprisoned and loose custody of any animals in possession. Alabama

3.  Courting couples must not hold hands while dining in a restaurant. Alabama

4.  A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot. Arkansas

5.  Alligators may not be kept in bath tubs. Arkansas

6.  Atheists are disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness. Atheists are disqualified from holding office or testifying as witness. Arkansas

7.  A person must be 18 years old to buy a wax container. California

8.  A law created in 1925 makes it illegal to wiggle while dancing. California

9.  City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.” City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.” California

10.  Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. California

11.  Catapults may not be fired at buildings. Colorado

12.  It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. Colorado

13.  It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. Colorado

14.  A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. Florida

15.  A seaside Florida Law reads exactly: All houses much have white picket fences and full-with, two-story porches.All houses much have white picket fences and full-with, two-story porches.  Spell Check anyone? * Must * Width Florida

16.  Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. Florida

17.  It is considered an offense to shower naked. Florida

18.  Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. Georgia

19.  Cobb County Elementary Schools, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Cobb County Elementary Schools, all peanut products are banned, even peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Georgia

20.  Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo. Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo. Georgia

21.  All places of business must provide a horse water troth All places of business must provide a horse water troth Kansas

22.  If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. Kansas

23.  It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours. It is illegal for chicken thieves to work during daylight hours. Kansas

24.  It is illegal to hunt whales. It is illegal to hunt whales. Kansas

25.  No one may catch fish with his bare hands. No one may catch fish with his bare hands. Kansas

26.  One may not picket a funeral. One may not picket a funeral. Kansas

27.  Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.” Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.” Louisiana

28.  It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits. It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits.  Amended to read  It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits, unless for strictly religious purposes. It is illegal to practice voodoo in the city limits, unless for strictly religious purposes.

29.  It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. Louisiana

30.  A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission. Minnesota

31.  Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles. Cats are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles. Minnesota

32.  Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head. Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.  Iowa here we come!!! Minnesota

33.  A Minnesota state tax forms ask for your date of death. A Minnesota state tax forms ask for your date of death. Minnesota

34.  A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. A permit must be obtained to fire a missile. South Carolina

35.  By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place. By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.  No word on if a married woman is proposed to. South Carolina

36.  Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks. Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.  Still on the books today… yet subsequent laws have been passed banning concealed carry firearms in churches and public buildings. South Carolina

37.  It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide. It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.  In other words you try to kill yourself, kill someone else in the process, the state will put you to death South Carolina

38.  What’s wrong with society these days? And they wonder…