1. 정부 뉴스 리포트 104/11/13 큰 나쁜 웨스트

2. Government News Report 13/11/104 The Big Bad West

3. North Korean National Anthem

4. Goals for today –To teach about America –To explain Americas problems and how North Korea is a better nation –To share our thoughts on horrible life in America But first we must acknowledge our Dear Leader in a recitation Welcome Children of Full-Grown Citizens!

5. Recite your allegiance to Supreme Leader Kim Jung-Un

6. Be respectful by wearing your uniform and singing the National Anthem so that you don’t get punished Be responsible by reporting anyone if they do the wrong thing so that you don’t get punished Follow directions by listening to your instructor so that you don’t get punished Be punctual by turning up to class or work on time so that you don’t get punished REMINDER – Class and Work Rules

7. Government Brainwashing Consumerism And everything else To teach about America

8. American “Democratic” Government

9. American Police

10. American School

11. American students exposed to internet

12. North Korean School students

13. Our Dear Leader Kim Jung-Un

14. Welcome to the classrooms of your parents and their parents before them. First of all we must recite the North Korean National Anthem. *Anthem sung* Today we are learning about the Big Bad West. They are irresponsible and their government is weak and stupid. It changes every few years and they cannot control the population. The people do not like their leaders, whereas we love ours. The government hides from their people. Their people are unhappy and they need the military to keep peace. The children to not respect adults and are aggressive. The American Government is full of idiots as seen by Deez Nuts. Without even having proper names and with one last name instead of two, they aren’t being very formal. The American Police hide from their people in fear of the terrorism and violence. Whereas in North Korea, we are civilised and every citizen knows that they need not fear anyone especially not our Dear Leader. They brainwash their children into believing that their country is free and that they have liberty and trust in God. We know that America is not free, they send their people to war to die. They trust in a God that does not exist so that they can blame him for their problems. The children have access to the internet and are shown terrifying things, which harms them. Here we keep you safe by limiting what horrors you see. In our schools everyone is equal, as you wear the uniform. In America they separate their students and make others feel bad. wearing uniforms helps us to be the same, good, Korean girls are taught to be modest. Finally, our Dear Leader Kim Jung-Un is always watching us and looking after us so we must pay our greatest debt by following and honouring him for the rest of our lives. You may now quietly get into your lines to leave class, if you talk you will be sentenced. Transcript – North Korean Teacher