2. The Music Musician: Is the music sweet? Boy: It's more or less like the one which my father plays. Musician: Is your father a musician? Boy: No, he's a carpenter.

3. Thief For Thief One day as a husband was having his tea at home, his wife complained to him... Wife: You know dear, our new washerwoman stole two of our towels. That crook! Husband: Which towels dear? Wife: The ones we stole from the hotel in Miami Beach.

4. Better One Bus Inspector: Where's your ticket? Traveler: I think I have lost it. Bus Inspector: Well, that's not a good excuse. Traveler: Alright. You suggest a better one.

5. Sign in the Dark Silvia: Dad, can you write in the dark? Dad: I think so. What do you want me to write? Silvia: Your name on this report card.

6. Make a Sentence Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". Ellen: I is... Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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