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1 Creative Quotations from Jack Benny (1894-1974) born on Feb 14 Legendary US comedian noted for his deadpan smile and expert timing.

2 A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

3 Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

4 Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

5 Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night. Mendelsson lost.

6 I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

7 Soar into Creative Thinking at Creative Quotations! Visit CreativeQuotations.com today!

8 CREDITS: Copyright 2008, Baertracks. BeMoreCreative and Creative Quotations are registered pending trademarks. Cover photo and background drawing licensed from Clipart.com. Background music is licensed for multimedia project use from Sound Ideas, Inc.


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