1. By Sean Huang Oxymoron

2. Definition of Oxymoron noun, plural oxymora is a figure of speech in which two opposite ideas are joined to create an effect. The common oxymoron phrase is a combination of an adjective proceeded by a noun with contrasting meanings, e.g. “cruel kindness” or “living death”.

3. Zombie A pretty ugly zombie lost her head

4. Not that bad Yeh, Johnny you are really bad at this game, that you can score 20 points in a roll

5. This food smells terribly good.

6. I have some open secrets you guys can know about.

7. When your crush got a boyfriend so you have that sad smile

8. My topic can help the class better at readers, by letting you know more of the inside jokes, that the writers too pull off.

9. This presentation can also help you has a better writer. You can put more funny things in your OWN story, instead of been boring, so the teacher or you friends won't go asleep.

10. "I can resist anything, except temptation." - Oscar Wilde "I like a smuggler. He is the only honest thief." - Charles LambCharles Lamb "And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true." - Alfred TennysonAlfred Tennyson "Modern dancing is so old fashioned." - Samuel GoldwynSamuel Goldwyn "A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business." - Henry FordHenry Ford "I am busy doing nothing." - OxymoronsOxymorons "A little pain never hurt anyone." - Word ExplorationsWord Explorations

11. CITES http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-oxymorons.html Google image http://literarydevices.net/oxymoron/