2. Enjoy Some Thanksgiving Jokes!

3. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

4. Pilgrims!

5. What key has legs and can't open doors?

6. A turkey!

7. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

8. The outside!

9. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

10. Yes. A building can't jump at all!

11. Why did the turkey cross the road?

12. It was the chicken's day off!

13. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

14. The TurKey!

15. How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

16. I’ll let you know next week!

17. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

18. The turkey, because he’s already stuffed!

19. What’s blue and covered with feathers?

20. A turkey holding its breath!

21. What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?

22. Enough turkey legs for Thanksgiving!

23. If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be most famous for?

24. Their age!

25. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

26. Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!

27. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?

28. On their feet!

29. When did the Pilgrims first say “God bless America”?

30. When they first heard America sneeze!

31. Why did Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving?

32. Because everything is marked down after the holidays!

33. What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?

34. Your teeth!

35. Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?

36. No, you should just have the turkey!

37. What does always come at the end of Thanksgiving?

38. The letter G!

39. Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

40. In the dictionary!

41. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

42. Because he was out standing in his field!

43. What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit?

44. Straw-berries!

45. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?

46. Your nose!

47. What does always come at the beginning of parades?

48. The letter "p"!

49. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

50. Pumpkin pi!

51. Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

52. It was stuck on the turkey's foot!

53. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

54. To prove he wasn't chicken!

55. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

56. Exactly where you left it!

57. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

58. Fowl weather!

59. Why did the police arrest the turkey?

60. They suspected it of fowl play!

61. Why do turkeys lay eggs?

62. If they dropped them, they'd break!

63. What's the most musical part of a turkey?

64. The drumstick!

65. Daughter: Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas? Mum: NO! You'll have turkey like everyone else.