1. Old school Days

2. Old school days, oh the crisp autumn mornings,
and in walking through the gates at five to nine.
Here comes Miss Phillips at ninety miles per hour,
‘Cause she never gets to work on time!

3. Though the memory’s a haze, I'm really amazed,
Chorus
Though the memory’s a haze,
I'm really amazed,
When I think back to my old school days.

4. Old school days, such a rounded education,
' Cause I learned much more than my A B C,
How to fire a spit-ball with my ruler and blame it
On the person next to me!

5. Though the memory’s a haze, I'm really amazed,
Chorus
Though the memory’s a haze,
I'm really amazed,
When I think back to my old school days.

6. Old school days ,oh the lunches I remember
Always trying to stop the infants spilling there drink.
The dinner ladies running around like headless chickens,
As we pushed them to the brink!

7. Though the memory’s a haze, I'm really amazed,
Chorus
Though the memory’s a haze,
I'm really amazed,
When I think back to my old school days.

8. Playtime ‘mischief’ on the football pitch.
Old school days , oh the summer term was wonderful,
Playtime ‘mischief’ on the football pitch.
Stuffing fresh-cut grass down each other backs
Oh boy, it didn’t half itch!

9. Though the memory’s a haze, I'm really amazed,
Chorus
Though the memory’s a haze,
I'm really amazed,
When I think back to my old school days.

10. Old school days, well they changed so quickly,
And we toddled off to ‘comp’ so sheepishly,
Or Grammar school or maybe independent,
But its all still secondary!

11. Though the memory’s a haze, I'm really amazed,
Chorus
Though the memory’s a haze,
I'm really amazed,
When I think back to my old school days.